Video Review: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion “WAP”

The gate of the mansion opens. Two statues of women turn on the fountain while their water pours from their breasts. Water overflows on the steps leading to the door. Cardi B and Megan The Stallion walk down the hallway. A golden bust hangs on the wall. Water pours out of it.

Two tigers play in one of the rooms. A golden snake coils around the doorknob. They lie on the sand spread throughout the room. Snakes slither by them. Back in the hallway, Cardi B strokes Megan Thee Stallion’s leg. In a blue and yellow striped room, they perform a dance routine with gated squares platforms.

Wearing a leopard print bodysuit with a train, Kylie Jenner walks down the hallway. A tiger roars as it her as it stands in its room. She walks into the room with the tiger ornament on the door. Cardi B does the split across two chairs in a leopard print decorated room. A tiger licks its lips. Megan Thee Stallion stretches out on a flower bed while two white tigers walk by her.

They splash water in a pool as they perform a routine with dancers in a teal lit room. In a gingham printed room, Normani twirls her umbrella and dances. Rosalia, wearing a red catsuit, dances in her own room. Mulatto bends down in a room of sofas. Sukihana licks her lips as she performs a routine by herself in the same room. Rubi Rose touches her thighs as she leans forward. Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion walk away.

Rating: 4/5

Cardi B massages her legs as sits on the sectional. She says her body needs a rest. Megan Thee Stallion says she’s having a guest over. Cardi B asks if it was the guy with the tattoo. Megan Thee Stallion shakes her head and says he was two nights ago. The guy she invited over has a cute scar by his eyebrow. Cardi B elevates her legs and texts with Normani on her phone. She calls out to Megan Thee Stallion that Normani wants a special report on the guy with the scar.

Megan Thee Stallion lets the guy with the scar inside her mansion. He exclaims she has an amazing home. She leads him to her bedroom and that he may get a tour later. They sleep together. He rolls over to her and snuggles. She slides away and sets her alarm for 5 a.m. He wasn’t staying for breakfast.

Cardi B schedules a date for next week. It was a guy she saw at least once every two weeks. Normani liked to tease her that it was a relationship. Cardi B said it was just sex and it didn’t mean anything. Normani just nodded and told her to have a fun time. She liked to rotate the guys every once in awhile. One believed would be her husband one day. However, she realized she was just one of the many girls he saw. He was doing whatever he wanted. She told him it was fine and then put him at the bottom whenever he called. She saved him for when she was tired. He texts her and says he misses her. She tells they’ll talk more next week and puts her phone down.

Director: Colin Tilley Year: 2020

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Pam Avoledo spends her time binge-watching classic teen dramas and stands firm in her pro-Leyton stance. She also received her journalism degree in 2006 from Oakland University. Her work has been published in the White Wall Review, Sledgehammer Lit , Greatest City Collective & 45 Magazine and forthcoming in Daily Drunk Mag\'s Kristofia anthology.